simsgonewrong:

So this happened…

suspend:

i think puberty works only for guys 

(via phobias)

simsgonewrong:

Yes, complain about your hunger pains when there is a woman giving birth two feet away from you. Well done.

sorry:

a peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me. the fact that I’m dragging a body should be irrelevant.

(Source: sorry, via perks-of-being-chinese)

melodymedley:

jokerinmyledger:

camelots-consulting-detective:

My dash did a thing.

THIS IS LIKE BLOODY INCEPTION

Dasheption
o.k. lauren

I sometimes wonder why I’m single but just now I got a salad bowl out of the fridge and a cherry tomato fell out and rolled under the fridge so I started singing Goodbye My Lover. I don’t even fucking like cherry tomatoes. Then I remembered why I’m single.

virguin:

If you were my homework I’d do you.

(via pizza)

It sucks when someone you have feelings for doesn’t share those feelings; it happens to women all the time, too. We hear “I just want to be friends” and “you’re like one of the guys” and “you’re like a sister to me” just as often. But you’ll never hear a woman complain that guys just don’t appreciate a Nice Girl because we’re taught it’s our own fucking fault when we’re rejected—we aren’t pretty enough or thin enough or sexy enough, we weren’t sexual enough or were too sexual, we put out too much or too little or too soon or not soon enough, we didn’t wear our hair the right way or our skirt the right length, we’re “too tomboyish” or “too butch” or “too feminine”, or we’re “not their type”, or we’re otherwise not good enough in various ways to entice the man to grace us with his affection.

But when we’re not interested in someone, we’re vilified. We’re the bitch that lead them on, the bitch who let them buy us dinner but didn’t want to date them, the bitch who doesn’t appreciate a nice guy, the bitch they were nice to and then got nothing in return from.

And, frankly, fuck those people. Showing interest in me, being friendly with me, getting close to me, or eating a meal with me (even if they paid for it) doesn’t obligate me to open my heart or my legs. And anyone who doesn’t appreciate my friendship sure as hell doesn’t deserve my love or my pussy.

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(via jesshambys)

READ IT. READ IT ALL.

(via weliveinarapeculturesociety)

!!!!!!!!!!

(via so-gracefully)

Oooh yes she did! Tell em

(via coyotegold)

(Source: tainted-bliss, via i-am-fire-i-am-johnlock)


if someone hurts you, stay the fuck away, no matter how hard it is, stay the fuck away - (via lolcantbreatheanymore)

(Source: daaint, via bitter-exteri0r)